February 2012
Gunshot one gun shot, and BAM! Hey, Mr. Keeney, here I am!
I’m the greatest star, I am by far, but no one knows it!
kurhummel:
everyone loves darren and by everyone i don’t mean only the glee fandom i mean everyone
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Glee.
The Starkids: That's awesome, man! We're happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Broadway.
The Starkids: Wow, dude, are you serious? That's great! We're very happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna sing with Kermit the Frog.
The Starkids: WHAT?!??!? WHY?!?!?!?! HOW DID YOU GET SO LUCKY??? FOR MY LIFE, DARREN! YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BASTARD, WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. JUST... JUST LEAVE!!!!!!!
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Darren just sang with a puppet about rainbows.
that awkward moment when kermit implies that...
ckofshadows:
Darren: Rainbows have nothing to hide!
Kermit: I’m not so sure about that….
alreadybombed:
“Darren Criss and Kermit the Frog hook up” that’s all I heard tbh.
accio-blainewarbler:
lets all hope darren doesn’t forget the words and curse on live tv
This just happened.
E! Lady: And now for America's heart throb--
Me: DARREN!! FINALLY!!
E! Lady: Ryan Goslin.
Me: Well, shit.
Me: Oh hi Darren, are you ready to sing?
Darren: Wait, what?
Me:
Darren:
Me:
Darren:
Me: Why are there so many songs about rainbows and wha--
Darren: Uhm... you're not Kermit.
Me: Yes I am.
Darrren:
Me:
Darren: ...You just painted yourself green.
Me: --what's on the other side?
OMG DARREN YOU CANT JUST WALK IN LIKE THAT WITH...
my-life-as-lizz:
RUDE.
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My Chemical Romance: If there's a place that I could be then I'd be another memory. Can I be the only hope for you? Because you're the only hope for me
Green Day: Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars. Drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are
Blink 182: Are you afraid of being alone? Cause I am, I'm lost without you, are you afraid of leaving tonight? Cause I am, I'm lost without you
All Time Low: Your love is the barrel of a gun, so tell me, am I on the right end? I could be nothing but a memory to you, don't let this memory fade away
A Day To Remember: It's Monday morning and I would kill for a chance to drive. Get so far away from here with you my dear, that I'll never leave your side
The Maine: I'm sorry, I'm not what you wanted, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I let you down and I could use some poor excuse 'cause the hardest thing to say,it's the hardest thing to say in the world, I'm sorry
Nevershoutnever: I love you five times more than any boy from before, 'cause all they really cared about was weather you put out. And I truly believe, that this love could be.
Bring Me The Horizon: I won't give up on you, These scars won't tear us apart. So don't give up on me, it's not too late for us. And I'll save you from yourself
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
“Darren followed Chris over to the side and repeated the “you like the blazer”...”
– source
(via chriscoolfer)
lovelikecrissc0lfer:
things that make my life miserable but can’t quit
crisscolfer
sarfaticriss:
bethmai:
i’m darren criss
#’s stalker
