January 2012
Waiting for the troll posts about how its been a year since I talked to you.
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Mother hurting my feelings on New Years Eve
Mother: Michelle, I wish my boyfriend was here.
Me: It's ok mom non of my boyfriends are with me either this year.
Mother: Shut up yours don't even know you exist.
Me: Hurtful words mother, hurtful words.
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
2011- Will u luv me 4eva?
2012- No
*Later that day 2011 killed herself*
2012- I meant 2 say I luv u 5eva
Reblog dis if u cried
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
Me:
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol
We're still crashing into nothing:... →
yellendegeneres:
happy new year heres a recap of what happened in 2011 in case you were stuck under a rock or s/t
fall out boy is still on hiatus
boys like girls is back
pioneer is perfect
blink 182 neighborhoods
josh franceschi hates america
mark merrick is more popular than zack
…
John: I'm sorry I'm not what you wanted
Me: You're everything I ask for and so much more
Meeting Tom Felton
Tom Felton: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Tom Felton: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Tom Felton: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Tom Felton: What?
Me: What?
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Tom Felton: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Tom Felton: But -
Me: Poster.
Just realized that 2012 will be the first year...
darren-is-a-hot-girl:
psychadeliachild:
which is why the apocalypse is nigh
December 2011
Listening to The Maine
John: She found me, lying naked on the floor
Me: I wish i could find you naked..
How teens and adults text
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
If I ever find my celebrity crush's house
tomfelton:
Listening to The Maine
John: I'm sorry i'm not what you wanted
Me: you're exactly who I want
John: i'm sorry I let you down
Me: you could never let me down
Sister: who're you talking to
Me: what? no one.
Mum: darling when are you going to find yourself a nice boyfriend?
Me: I have plenty of boyfriends mother.
Mum: name me one.
Me: I'll name you four.
Me: twitter
Me: tumblr
Me: the fridge
Mum: real boyfr-
Me: darren criss..
Mum: no, stop being silly! Real boyf-
Me: chris colfer
Mum: would you ju-
Me: klaine are boyfriends.
Mum: who?
Me: KLAINE.
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum: I give up with you child. Eat your noodles.
Just picturing Kurt seducing Blaine with "The Way...
glee-klainers-downunder:
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
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teacher:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
random fan: omg i love them so much
me: no one loves them more than me. go away.
me: i'm sad. no one has it harder than i do
children in africa: oh really
